So trending on facebook I noticed a video of an “Indonesian Bigfoot” sighting. Although to me it doesn’t exactly look like the typical bigfoot description and quick search of the regions folklore and I think I have the answer, we’re dealing with dimension hopping sexual deviants.
The video can be seen below
See to me this doesn’t look like what first comes to mind when you think of how bigfoots are supposed to look. I’m looking for some Harry and the Henderson’s type of thing running past the camera and instead I see something like a fuzzy and blurry district 9 alien wandering around.
So I thought to myself, this only translates to Bigfoot in the sense that it’s a cryptid that westerners like me are familiar with so they call it that in the video, what would the natives of the region call it? After looking for a few I figured it out.
The Genderuwo is a mythological creature that is apparently really talented at seducing women. It can change shape, emulate dead husbands, plays weird sexual games and teases women etc. This picture above is interesting because in the video the creature appears to be holding some kind of bag and maybe some kind of light in in it’s hand, it’s limbs appear to be longer, and there appears to be protrusions from it’s head. This depiction of a genderuwo could fit that…..
Isn’t it odd how so many cultures have creatures of the night that seduce women, or visiting horny deities that create demigod babies with women, or even just a woman who somehow magically gets knocked up and gives birth to a god of some sort? Could this be evidence that inhabitants of a technologically advanced dimension are crossing over to our dimension and having their way with our women? Is it the equivalent of a US business man traveling to a 3rd world country to buy a new wife (or just rent one), are we getting sex tourism from a different universe?
These are the hard questions we need to address, we need to get to the bottom of where these creatures are coming from and what they plan on doing while they’re here. Contact you’re politicians and tell them that you’re concerned with inter-dimensional border security and you want to know how they plan on keeping you safe.